So I got a really bad sunburn last weekend working on my Dad's house, and now all I can think about amidst the peeling is Silence of the Lambs, "It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."
Therefore, in honor of that thought stuck in my head, I have written my very first haiku in something like 14 years.
skin peels like paper
Buffalo Bill is not pleased
this won't make dresses